The Bureau of Real Laws • Est. for no reason

You're probably guilty right now.

America has thousands of laws so specific, so old, and so weird that normal people break them by accident. Pick a state. We'll find your crime in about 9 seconds.

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Find my crime ↓ Make my rap sheet
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01 — The Law-O-Matic™

Press it. Get charged.

No lawyer. No context. Just a real, widely-cited weird law and a verdict.

Guilty
In Gainesville, Georgia, you must eat fried chicken with your hands. A fork is contraband.
📍 GAINESVILLE, GEORGIA • CATEGORY: FOOD CRIMES • SEVERITY: ★★★☆☆
02 — Self Check

Are you breaking the law?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY?

🚨 GUILTY

Leaderboard

Most unbelievable
(but cited) laws

  1. Fried chicken hands-only — GA — 2,418 votes
  2. Donkey bathtub ban — AZ — 2,107 votes
  3. Blue duckling rule — KY — 1,893 votes
  4. Fake moustache in church — AL — 1,764 votes

Vote in the index below. The winner gets printed on a poster people actually buy and hang in kitchens.

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03 — The Index

Every crime you'll screenshot

04 — Make it shareable

Your official rap sheet

This is the part people post. Type a name, pick a crime, download the poster.

Post it, tag them, watch them argue in the comments for 3 hours. Comments = return visits.

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